Also has a mathcore/grindcore band named in his honor: “ The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza” They are one of my favorite bands but regardless, I have to give this round to Danza on the basis of Rick Ross’ trumped up blow BS, shitty failed beef with 50 Cent and overall failure to impress me as a legitimate rapper. TONY DANZA: Real name: Antonio Salvatore Iadanza… That’s a bosslike name.
Ross does have a huge diamond pendant with his own fat bearded face on it though and THAT is pretty fuckin awesome. You get a guy that was a correctional officer come out and base his entire career on writing material from a drug dealer’s perspective.” – 50 Cent owning Rick Ross hard. 50 found out he was a correctional officer, Ross denied it, then had to admit it after overwhelming evidence. Also I found that 50 Cent destroyed him in some beef raps after Rick Ross started talking shit, probably to try and sell records. The Clipse are the Kings of Coke Rap so he’s not even top of the food chain here (oh shit fat person irony!). AND Freeway’s beard is cooler too! Not a smart decision, out-hustled and out-bearded before he cut his first single!Īlso some of his “Hustlin” claims are too outrageous “The real Noreaga, he owe me a hundred favors…” Come on maaan that’s make-believe Lego Land. So he jacked his rap name from a convicted drug traffiker “Freeway” Ricky Ross who consequently sued “Billy Bob” for 10 Million dollars! Oh shit! Stealing his name and then tryna steal the “Boss” title? ARGHH SWAGGER JACKING! Rapper Freeway also took his nickname from “Freeway” Ricky Ross so Billy Bob got the left overs AND the lawsuit. RICK ROSS: Real name: William Leonard Roberts… ummm Billy Bob? WTF!!! NOT A BOSS NAME!īack to the coke shit.
Round Three: STREET CREDENTIALS… AKA The BACKGROUND CHECK ROUND TWO GOES TO DANZA: Danza flossing double-reverse-counter-pimp skills all over Rick Ross’ beardly face. But she’s his Boss… Not a Boss-like quality! BUT then he NAILS her. And I suppose the fact a woman is paying him to do housework is pretty awesome. TONY DANZA – Keeps Angela, her mom, and Alyssa Milano in check. He is in fact a really really BIG dude so his claim of “Biggest Boss” does make sense from a BMI perspective… RICK ROSS – Has cool rap videos and allegedly sells a shit ton of blow. ROUND ONE GOES TO DANZA: Danza’s Pussy magnet > a huge beard & tats.
A very “Boss Like” quality indeed… ’s_the_Boss%3F His unorthodox portrayal of a funny, sensitive, domestic male probably made him the 1990s largest target for girls to throw their vaginas at. TONY DANZA – A good lookin, good cookin, Italian American actor. But that many is definitely “Bossish” in that he hired a ton of artists to tattoo the said buttocks. I say that because he has so many tattoos, odds are he has some on his butt cheeks. RICK ROSS – Black rap dude with an amazing beard and a butt load of tattoos. Since this is a “Title Fight” it will be 5 rounds or til there’s a KO. So recently I had an epiphany when I realized that at some point, Rick Ross totally jacked Tony Danza’s “Boss” title… What the fuck man!? You can’t just go and do that shit without a formal BigSteez analysis… So now I’m forced to go and play a game called: Maybe it’s because I’m an 80’s baby, but I’ve always associated the word “Boss” with Tony Danza.
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